Sunday, 29 August 2010

CRYSIS Cheapness, What The Hell??!!

So the other day I said to myself, I'm a PC gamer and I haven't played Crysis.. That's a BIG mistake. It'd be like being a metal guitarist and never playing Sabbath. Or a hooker that doesn't do rim-jobs..
Oh wait..

Anyway, I pops it in, and WHAT the F#CK..

Ok fine, Crytek, your game's fucking gorgeous. You know what's not gorgeous? Getting pseudo-sniped by Koreans wielding primitive AK-47-like spray guns. Seriously, these guys have hyper-telescopic vision that even your super-suit can't provide.

I HAVE A SOLUTION!

Just update the game.

I'm serious.. Just go and find the update. Aww heck I'll just link you:

Now they'll feel more like a third-world style army, and you can feel good with your superior, extremely unfair advantage in firepower and tech.

Fix'd

Now whip that Crysis box back out and go be a racist f#cker.. :D


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59 comments:

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  5. Garbanian30 August 2010 at 18:34

    That is the reason I stopped playing Crysis >:l
    I might retry now!

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  6. James30 August 2010 at 18:34

    Hella useful.

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  7. Elbruce30 August 2010 at 18:35

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  16. Come At Me Bro4 September 2010 at 15:51

    This is awesome!

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  17. Daniel5 September 2010 at 05:46

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  20. CptSuperPants6 September 2010 at 19:02

    nice stuff, been thinking of grabbing crysis myself. supported

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  22. BKRandy8 September 2010 at 17:39

    good stuff brah

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  23. starghost8 September 2010 at 17:43

    finally something to help with that crap.

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  24. Daniel9 September 2010 at 07:37

    Showing some almost-daily love.
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  25. Mosab9 September 2010 at 18:19

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  26. Mosab9 September 2010 at 18:21

    Thanks for the comments, peeps. I'll post more updates. Checking out all ya blogs. Impressive stuff :)

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  27. Anonymous10 September 2010 at 04:34

    i love that game , nice blog keep up good work

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  28. hunter time10 September 2010 at 06:02

    haha sounds like good times man. never really loved crysis but i agree its so pretty

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  29. Sgt. Fletcher10 September 2010 at 07:34

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  31. azurebalmung10 September 2010 at 10:42

    don't hate the game, hate the company

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  32. Anonymous13 September 2010 at 14:44

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  34. Morphination17 September 2010 at 07:41

    Most interesting, also thanks for the fix.

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  35. Ocioso17 September 2010 at 07:42

    nice work br o!

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  36. ! http://elpirato666.blogspot.com/17 September 2010 at 07:44

    THX for that

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  37. UnseenSniper17 September 2010 at 07:47

    Never played it before, Crysis 2 looks badass though!

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  38. kaspaone17 September 2010 at 08:54

    nice, cheers for the solution

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  39. Daniel18 September 2010 at 04:46

    Showing some more support. Waiting for your next post.

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  40. MVTM18 September 2010 at 13:02

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  41. Anonymous19 September 2010 at 00:41

    This is helpful info, cheers.

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  43. Morphination20 September 2010 at 09:10

    Haha, nice fix!

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  44. Drackar20 September 2010 at 17:11

    But what if the Koreans are actually j ust really good shots?

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  45. Archivist X004222 September 2010 at 21:42

    hated the game, personally.

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  46. Blenderhead23 September 2010 at 12:03

    S.O.S

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  50. Archivist X004224 September 2010 at 11:46

    damn...im gonna reinstall

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  51. divx26 September 2010 at 10:37

    finally thx, was looking for this.
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  52. Carlos Valle5 October 2010 at 09:14

    crysis is awesome

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  53. saMWilliger5 October 2010 at 17:08

    A relevant point

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  54. Switcher9 October 2010 at 16:36

    nice man!

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  55. Unknown16 October 2010 at 04:27

    crysist is one of the greatest games ever made man the details are so amazing

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  56. codgirl31 January 2011 at 21:55

    Very cool game. Are you looking forward to the new one like I am?

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  58. Unknown7 May 2011 at 09:06

    i still haven't tried crysis yet, maybe i should..

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  59. Unknown8 May 2011 at 01:40

    Shit this made me lol. Following

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