So the other day I said to myself, I'm a PC gamer and I haven't played Crysis.. That's a BIG mistake. It'd be like being a metal guitarist and never playing Sabbath. Or a hooker that doesn't do rim-jobs..
Oh wait..
Anyway, I pops it in, and WHAT the F#CK..
I HAVE A SOLUTION!
Just update the game.
I'm serious.. Just go and find the update. Aww heck I'll just link you:
Now they'll feel more like a third-world style army, and you can feel good with your superior, extremely unfair advantage in firepower and tech.
Fix'd
Now whip that Crysis box back out and go be a racist f#cker.. :D